May 2013
“I’m +18 material, don’t blame me if you get horny”
– Jay Park (via kataftertherain)
diamondtwink:
My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
oanaaww:
lameborghini:
girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)
normal people: popular in real life
weird people: popular on tumblr
me: unpopular in real life and tumblr
frappuczino:
if you tag your selca as “ulzzang” please dont talk to me
simoncowell:
niallhoran:
louistomlinson:
zaynmalik:
liampayne:
harrystyles:
baby
you
light
up
my
god shut up u lil shits
ohyousillypotato:
what i’m looking for in a man:
will lend me his hoodies
good sense of humor
is a cutie patootie
will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
good taste in music
zeloismybaby:
kindred-spiritss:
hamfarto:
dildos-and-debutantes:
rescuerhera:
thejoshinator:
mpregbert:
ghostgiggles:
if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise
ask Patrick Star
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
milajewnis:
but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive
eracist:
I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
vriskanon:
kawaiipeculier:
sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair
he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son
lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and...
Shanghai, China
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
London, England
Siuntio, Finland
Edinburg, USA
Joice, USA
Philadelphia, PA, USA
St. Paul, USA
Corpus Christi, USA
Manchester, England
Wesley Chapel, USA
Copenhagen, Denmark
Seattle, USA
Wrocław, Poland
Buckinghamshire, England
Leiden, The Netherlands
Ghent, Belgium
Leeuwarden, The Netherlands
Ontario, Canada
Belfast,Ireland
Gibraltar, Spain (British Country though)
Brighton,England
Salisbury, England
Brampton, Canada
Canton, Ohio (United States of America)
Culver City, USA
Concepción, Chile
Mexico City, Mexico
Vancouver, Canada
Barranquilla, Colombia
Sydney, Australia
jaseherondale:
childrap666:
edwad:
jaseherondale:
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning...
condorn:
drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems
